Define Abekian?

Abekian ( a bek e in) noun
one who uses abeka homeschool materials, a person engrossed in excessive study to point of mental break

{ This artilce is for those intersted in Abeka or desire to be an Abekian. The criteria expressed here is the view of only one Abekian, whose identity will not be revealed at this or any other time}


As an Abekian I believe forming an Akebekian club would be benefitting to all Abekians. Here listed after are some Abekian resolutions I believe could be a foundation for this organization:

1) One must solemnly dedicate his life to the Abeka institute and its furthering.

2) All and any of your children will attend Abeka or use Abeka materials.

3) You will obey all Abekain laws to be determined at a later date.

4) You will love and enjoy classes conducted by Mr. McBride.

5) You will never pause a video teacher unless he consents. [ may not be applicable to all]

Questions will be taken on this blog.

FAQ

When was this written?

A. Very. very, very, very late. tenish

Memo to author by author:

Extensive proof reading reveals weaknesses in foundational resolutions.
Club will disbanded as of 10:26 pm.

to yourself, nathan

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History of Abekian Club: 22:10- 22:26

Anyone who toke the time to read that!- thanks

To any and all relatives who read that, that is not what an Abekian is.